Chinese Government Changing Terms of US Credit
The Federal Reserve received a letter in the mail today stating that the Chinese Government is decreasing Bernanke’s line of credit and increasing his interest rate because of information found on a recent credit report (effective in 45 days). They included a phone number to obtain a free copy of the report so we can see what he did wrong.
The Federal Reserve received a letter in the mail today stating that the Chinese Government is decreasing Bernanke’s line of credit and increasing his interest rate because of information found on a recent credit report (effective in 45 days). They included a phone number to obtain a free copy of the report so we can see what he did wrong.
European Socialists Reject Obama
Obama is beginning to lose popularity among European Socialists. Obama is widely criticized for “ruining the concept of socialism”. Furthermore he may be alienating his base by polarizing a two party electoral system, while trying to maintain a government with: separation of powers, separation of church and state, and independent financial oversight. Is Obama doing too much?
Obama Proposes Stalin Health Care Plan to Compete With Private Insurers
Finally coming forward with a clear healthcare proposal, Obama cites efficiencies in Joseph Stalin’s health care system. Some have suggested that 60 million people were murdered under Stalin’s rule, however there is disagreement about the numbers and no consensus about how many actually could die in America under the new system.
God Implements Pay as You go
After speaking with economists, God says he "regrets the whole Jesus thing", and institutes pay for sins as you go program. Fundamentally economists and God believe that the only way to decrease sinning is to make everyone pay for their own sins. “The actions of people in recent history demonstrate the system is fundamentally broken. We need to get the incentives right.” God.
Robert Novak Grills Saint Peter About What he Did With The Keys
Very few people remember, understand, or even care about, the importance of the key story, which is why Novak is pursuing it now in heaven.*
*Recall Matthew 16:19 “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.”
