Specifically election watchdogs are trying to understand why Paula Abdul (popstar) received 30,000 votes in the Afghan election. Paula Abdul was available for comment but was incomprehensible.
Favre Fined For Being an Idiot
In an obvious effort to appear not as retired, Brett Favre chop blocks an elderly woman, Merna Wilson, on the way to the deli counter at the supermarket. The retired woman, saw where Favre was going and started running around the left side of the counter in Favres direction. Despite that he was already holding a rack of ribs, the quarterback crouched and threw his body at Wilson's legs to cut her down. Favre was sent to the back of the line. "Really, what was up with that?" Wilson said at the counter when asked about the block. The President Addresses School Children
Having given up already on adult Americans, President Obama told children today to study hard, set goals, accept personal responsibility, and pray really hard or you will end up like your parents.
