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COS News Bites: NFLs Stunning Conclusion of Jets Harassment Allegation


The NFL has finally concluded its investigation of the Jets after allegations were made that members of the team may have sexually harassed Ines Sainz, a female reporter from Mexican television network TV Azteca. NFL commissioner Goodell apologized for what seemed like an interminably wait by fans- "It was a lengthy and difficult investigation, but it was important that all of the facets of the incident were fully exposed." Ultimately that required the official to go to the booth to replay all of the footage of Sainz that day (and on others), at times going over the replay footage over and over again piecing together multiple angles. Ultimately it was determined that the ruling on the field stands- Jets ball- Sainz will be charged $25,000 for a repeated pattern of inappropriately dressing near overgrown hormone unbalanced adult children. 
Goodell admits there is more that should be done to protect the public from seemingly naive female reporters, as well as players who have a genetic sequence that requires them to bang their heads on objects repeatedly until they either collapse of permanent brain injury unless forcibly restricted from play by the league. A NFL sub-committee suggested that a strict dress policy be enacted.     


Sainz is known in the blogosphere for showing up to Super Bowl media day in a revealing, lacy outfit. The Jets are known for always keeping their fans on the edge of their seats; only barely pulling out victories in the final minutes of play. It seems they edged by this situation as well.  Jets owner, Woody Johnson (yes this is really his name), say's that the fine will not be necessary; "From now on anyone showing up to the Jets facility inappropriately dressed will be required to purchase and change into a Jets snuggie."  Sainz was asked to comment but could not be understood by anyone.




Sources:
ESPN: The Jets, Ines Sainz and sharing responsibility
Ines Sainz, reporter in Jets sexual harassment firestorm, defends self, denies feeling offended
Meet Ines



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