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COS News Exclusive: Google boasts that its spies are better than MicroSofts


COS News, Dark Misc: A misc. internal source at Google told COS reporters that the recent unsuccessful attempt by a Russian spy to infiltrate MicroSoft is further indication that MicroSoft is still a cold war company, while the more technically sophisticated and successful attempts by spies to infiltrate Google indicate that Google represents the future. 

“They try to create this advertising buzz about their spies, but the reality is that despite wasting billions of dollars their spies are technically not anywhere near as good as our spies are.” “Similar to how we don’t understand people who use Bing, we just can’t understand anyone who spies on MicroSoft. “  

“For example, MicroSoft’s Kin phone was pulled off the market in 60 days.  Our Android phone operating system goes way beyond what we have achieved with static pictures of the outside of people’s homes; we can be everywhere they are and see everything they do.  Can’t you see the opportunity that this represents? Idiots .”

The android operating system is now running on over 50 phones (Android Devices).